*DISCORD REWARD ADDED*: https://www.patreon.com/Instalok *Follow us cause we are streaming now*: Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/instalok Twitter: https://twitter.com/instalokk Maokai voiced by Patrick Ivern voiced by Chris Instrumental by Tony Lyrics: [Maokai] Can someone tell me who the hell is this guy? 'cause there's already a talking tree, the one and only Maokai I'm like a giant Sequoia you're just a Bonsai 'cause I'm more than enough wood to keep the summoner's rift satisfied I know you're scared, so hide inside a brush The next thing this tree's huggin' is about to get crushed So listen up and let me tell you what's happening I 'm blowin' up on this track like I'm blowin' up all these sapplings [Ivern] Keep on complaning and I'll have put you on mute All you do is Mao-CRY, I should call you baby Groot I understand that you have been a part of League of Legends' roots but you need to get with the times... you were due for a reboot The only fruit that you can bear are member berries like "member when I was so good I could even AD Carry" What a joke, if you go bot you'll die to poke and I'm just here to school ya, like my name's Professor Oak [Maokai] Friend of the Forrest? Well, you're no friend of mine I'm about to turn that twig body into a Twisted Treeline I'm a classic, majestic as a sycamore You're just so tall and weird kinda like an alolan exeggutor Keep getting carried in battle by your friend daisy and you don't even really jungle, why are you so lazy Even the way you walk is utterly obscene You're the worst thing that ever happened in all of 2016 [Ivern] Didn't want any trouble, can you just leaf me alone? Bro, why are you so annoying. like a weed that's overgrown I wish I just could put grove underneath you... send you home and I'll keep your movement rooted, I don't wanna get in your zone I'm the Green Father. They're callin' you the Green Bother Just like that glowing knife, yup. There ain't a chamion hotter I'm the king of the treants and I'll even prove you've been outclassed So just take another step inside my jungle and you'll get amBUSHED, Daisy's gonna beat yo grass!